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PostSubject: Zanimljivi SMS   Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:24 pm

Ajmo ljudi ovde postujte neke smesne ili uopste zanimljive SMS-ove...

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PostSubject: Re: Zanimljivi SMS   Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:24 pm

Ribe muvam,lepak duvam,pivo pijem,glavom bijem.Belo volim,sitom solim,travu sadim,venu radim,rokam vodku i tablete i lepkove za parkete !! Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Zanimljivi SMS   Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:56 pm

Zenski sovinizam:
Zasto su dobre cipele od penisove kozice?
Kada se digne, imas i cizmice...

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PostSubject: Re: Zanimljivi SMS   Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:58 pm

NAJTUZNIJA ZIVOTINJA NA SVETU JE MUSKARAC, ZATO STO IMA SISE BEZ MLEKA, PATKU BEZ KRILA, JAJA BEZ LJUSKE I KESU BEZ PARA!!!

PODATAK DA JE 80% ZENA NEUDATO GOVORI DA SU SVATILE DA SE ZBOG 70 GRAMA KOBASICE NE ISPLATI GAJITI CELU SVINJU U STANU...

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PostSubject: Re: Zanimljivi SMS   Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:59 pm

Mladoj zeni kao sto si ti potreban je jedan VELIKI, IZDRZLJIV, TVRD, VLAZAN, SNAZAN I dugotrajan ruz za usne - MAX FACTOR!

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PostSubject: Re: Zanimljivi SMS   Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:01 pm

Budalice moja mala, sex i ljubav nisu sala. Znacajni su u zivotu i uticu na lepotu, jer hormoni kada rade, nema stresa ni dosade. Zato zivi i sve cini, sve posveti jebacini. Za psihicko zdravo stanje, lek su pivo i jebanje, i u inat svih komsija, nek ti bude terapija!

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PostSubject: Re: Zanimljivi SMS   Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:03 pm

Srecno ti novo leto, vise ti puta ove godine meto, evri ti iz dzepa virilizlobnici ti u dupe pirili, mnogote drugar voli za ostale te KURAC BOLI!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Zanimljivi SMS   Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:04 pm

Da bi zena bila srecna potrebne su 4 zivotinje:
    Bunda od medveda,
    Jaguar u garazi,
    Piton medju nogama i
    Majmun koji ce sve to da plati...

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PostSubject: Re: Zanimljivi SMS   Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:30 am

Pazhnja! Ovaj sms je napisan ultraljubichastim zracima. Kod normalnih ljudi izaziva slepilo, a kod sexualno - opteretjenih samo blagi smeh..

P.S. Mare, znam da se smejesh ;D

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